Hahahahahaha! Struck the Mother Lode once again this June 25th and it's loaded with rumors, virtual gay parades, straight up good hidden methamphetamine and a couple WTFs! So let us dive in and roll all over this like pigs in a muddy pen.
Metal Gear Solid Film? Say It Ain't So!
Oh hell yes! Word on the street is that this is going down and its going down hard. Am I excited? Hell no! Am I going to watch it? Hell yes! Why? Well because it's a game based movie! This is going to fail so epically it would make the tattooed face lady look like a blessing! Then to add on it rumor also has it is that Christian Bale will be Snake. I swear, this cannot get any better but oh boy am I wrong. Here is section of an interview MTV had with mister Christian Bale.
- MTV: Metal Gear Solid, is this something you've ever talked about doing as a film?
- Bale: No.
- MTV: Are you a video game fan?
- Bale: Yeah.
- MTV: What do you play?
- Bale: That. Metal Gear Solid.
- MTV: You play it?
- Bale: Yeah.
- MTV: How many hours does that suck out of you on a weekly basis?
- Bale: You know what, no, I've kinda devoted my time to more constructive things of late. You know?
Here is also another short film that I found a long time ago. Very impressive stuff!
First Pitfall and then the World!
Father's start coding some ubber virus and keeping the shotty loaded because SkyNet will occur! You think I'm joking? Sure it does seem that now an days all we are presented with are cute faced and coffee-making making robot who ironically do dance the robot pretty damn well. Yet the real madness is occurring at Rutgers University where a robot has learned how to play Pitfall. Clip below shows off the university's Object-Oriented Markov Decision Processes, which is a fancy way of saying the AI's trial and error processes. So how this work is that the AI tries then tries again until it knows how to do something. The end is cute though because the robot celebrates his accomplishment with the happy dance because it knows how close it is from taking over the planet!Duke Nukem Still Kicking!
This game just will not die! Why is this? Because developers 3D Realms are still claiming after a decade that the game is still being worked on. In the disclosure which can be found within court documents relating to the franchise specifically reads "[3D Realms/Apogee Ltd.] admits that it has continually worked on the development of the DNF for many years, and continues to do so". In addition to this reveal, it seems publisher Take-Two began development of another Duke Nukem game, Duke Begins, in 2007. This title, however, was canned in April 2009, right around the time the publisher's support of Duke Nukem Forever dried up, leading to speculation that "Duke Begins" was as much a bargaining chip in negotiations with 3D Realms as it was a legitimate product. Yet what boggle my mind is why is everyone wasting there time and money on this and let alone Take-Two. Duke Nukem is so 1996 and it should stay like that. Don't get me wrong I love Duke Nukem but as it is! So please! Let move on to something more productive! Clip below is of leaked gameplay from a while back when all this shenanigans started.How To: Meth found in GTAIV!
Wanna be the next big meth dealer but you weren't so great in chemistry class? Then pop in your copy of GTAIV! So word is that Grand Theft Auto IV has "recipe" for the production of methamphetamine hidden somewhere in the game. I've got no idea where, exactly, but it's been revealed that during a play through of the game for its classification last year, the British Board of Film Classification "discovered an apparent recipe for the manufacture of the drug crystal meth". It was only after Rockstar informed the BBFC that the recipe was "inaccurate" that it was allowed to stay in the game, and the title could go on sale to the public. It's probably a recite to Chuck Norri's kick-ass cookies!World of Gay Parade...and Warcraft
Gay Pride Week is one of the biggest deals in the San Francisco Bay Area, or so I've read, and apparently, it's also a big deal to one World of Warcraft. GayGamer reports that the Proudmoore Server hosted a fifth annual Pride celebration and parade put on by guilds The Spreading Taint and The Stonewall Family. According to Stonewall's homepage, this Proudmoore Pride bash was their biggest one yet. Festivities included a Nude Duel Championship, avatar modeling, DJ competition and a user-created parade float competition. It's cool to see peaceful parades occurring even in WoW. Now all we need now is a Imma Ninja Parade! Clip below is a recording of the event.










